My Year to Date
Jun. 12th, 2012 07:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
emma_in_dreamI was thinking that this year has been hard. Then I realised that was because it went like this.
Ruby is FAILING TO THRIVE! She has a neurological disorder! OMG, quick do an MRI, she may have damage to her spine! Brain tumours! No, no need for an MRI! Trick! You really do need an MRI! But it’s OK! Only watch out in case she goes blind! But without worrying about it too much – just maintain a state of zen-calm and cat-like awareness simultaneously! Also, do lots of physio! Because your baby is developmentally delayed! And she may get a horrible, disfiguring growths all over her body! But don’t worry about it because there’s absolutely nothing you can do! Also, your baby is FAILING TO THRIVE! And don’t forget the physio! And remember TUMOURS!
Meanwhile Pearl is NOT DOING WELL AT KINDY! And she has a neurological disorder! OMG, panic! Only, not! Watch out for the tumours on her optical nerves because she might go blind! But don’t freak out about it because she will pick up on your anxiety! And remember, you’re in it for the long haul because she could get tumours at any point in her life! Ha! Also, don’t forget the occupational therapy because she needs it because she is NOT DOING WELL AT KINDY! And the barrage of developmental tests! Which show she is kind of normal so relax! Only not because she may get horrible, disfiguring growths all over her body! But there’s nothing you can do about that, so do some occupational therapy instead! Brain tumours! Because you need to talk to the teacher again because she is socially awkward! And NOT DOING WELL AT KINDY!
Ruby is FAILING TO THRIVE! She has a neurological disorder! OMG, quick do an MRI, she may have damage to her spine! Brain tumours! No, no need for an MRI! Trick! You really do need an MRI! But it’s OK! Only watch out in case she goes blind! But without worrying about it too much – just maintain a state of zen-calm and cat-like awareness simultaneously! Also, do lots of physio! Because your baby is developmentally delayed! And she may get a horrible, disfiguring growths all over her body! But don’t worry about it because there’s absolutely nothing you can do! Also, your baby is FAILING TO THRIVE! And don’t forget the physio! And remember TUMOURS!
Meanwhile Pearl is NOT DOING WELL AT KINDY! And she has a neurological disorder! OMG, panic! Only, not! Watch out for the tumours on her optical nerves because she might go blind! But don’t freak out about it because she will pick up on your anxiety! And remember, you’re in it for the long haul because she could get tumours at any point in her life! Ha! Also, don’t forget the occupational therapy because she needs it because she is NOT DOING WELL AT KINDY! And the barrage of developmental tests! Which show she is kind of normal so relax! Only not because she may get horrible, disfiguring growths all over her body! But there’s nothing you can do about that, so do some occupational therapy instead! Brain tumours! Because you need to talk to the teacher again because she is socially awkward! And NOT DOING WELL AT KINDY!
