Green Baby

So, Austrade and the Department of Consumer Affairs don't know anything about who controls imports. I am beginning to suspect no one does.

Also, DOCEP do inspect show bags at Royal Show time but only 'to make sure the toys don't fall apart immediately'. They don't test them, so those bilious, neon-coloured toys - probably radioactive.

Little Women

On 24 April we discuss *Little Women*.

DUFF

Last chance to vote in DUFF! The race closes tomorrow (31st March).